Nature Trail To Hell
Coming this Christmas to a theatre near you
The most horrifying film that hit the screen.
There's a homicidal maniac who finds a cub-scout troop
and he hacks up two or three in each scene.
Pleease don't reveal the secret ending to your friends
Don't spoil the big surprise You won't believe your eyes when you see
Nature trail to hell
Nature trail to hell
Nature trail to hell in 3-D
Nature trail to hell in 3-D
Nature trail to hell in 3-D
Nature trail to hell in 3-D
See severed heads that almost fall into your lap.
See that bloody hatchet coming right at you.
No, you'll never see hideous effects like these again
Until we bring nature trail to hell part 2
So bring the kids along it's good clean family fun.
What have you got to lose if you like the 6 O'Clock news then you'll love...
(Chorus)
(Some cool music for a while)
Nature trail to hell
Nature trail to hell
Nature trail to hell in 3-D
Nature trail to hell in 3-D
Nature trail to hell in 3-D
Nature Trail to hell in 3-D
(Some weird music for a very short while)
Nature trail to hell
Nature trail to hell
Nature trail to hell in 3-D
Nature trail to hell
(CAN YOU WAIT FOR?!?)
Nature trail to hell
Nature trail to hell in 3-D 3-D
Nature trail to hell
Nature trail to hell
Nature trail to heeeeeeeeeell in 3-D
Nature trail to hell in 3-D
Nature trail to hell in 3-D
Nature trail to hell in 3-D
(Ending Piano chord L.V.)
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